So this is the thing they call 'blogging'. I have heard so much about you, and yet never before have I attempted to step foot on the earth of your vast territory. This will be the first of a projected 14,736,922 blogs. That number has been carefully calculated, so please take it seriously.
The theme of my blogs will be "Adventures in the Mind of a Soon-to-be-famous Author". I hope that doesn't sound pompous or overly ambitious, but if it does, well...it's probably because it is.
"Oh, great." you say. "Another fame-seeking fool who thinks he's going to be the next Shillington P. Wilcox the third"
First, let me just make clear the fact that there will never be another Shillington P. Wilcox the third, because to my knowledge, there never was a Shillington P. Wilcox the first, and thus it would be illogical to have another of a person that never was. The question then must become: Will I be the first Shillington P. Wilcox? This remains to be seen...but I do remain hopeful.
Thank you for joining me on my journey through the realms of absurdity and obscurity. Please fasten your seat belt, because it's going to be a bumpy ride.
-The Blog's Boy
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